pizzasarcasm:

Or worse, her.

pizzasarcasm:

Or worse, her.

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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(Source: whimmy-bam, via aniah-lator)

forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

(via ruinedchildhood)

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caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

(via noboys-strictlynerds)

pussandboooobs:

deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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Lmao

amourdur:

wolfxanj:

these make me happy

The potato one haha

(Source: vicious-seamonkey, via pussandboooobs)

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

(via pussandboooobs)

traces0fmylipstick:

pimpcessleeiyaaa:

wazzamchelle:

loafersandheels:

mj-king:

treysongzjunkiie:

theblogofadirectioner:

grown-nala:

jamtastik:

abbzilina:

dumbesttweets:

pray for the youth. -____- 
submission from missteyk

Oh fuckkkkkkkk

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That’s really sad

Fix it jesus

😐

traces0fmylipstick:

pimpcessleeiyaaa:

wazzamchelle:

loafersandheels:

mj-king:

treysongzjunkiie:

theblogofadirectioner:

grown-nala:

jamtastik:

abbzilina:

dumbesttweets:

pray for the youth. -____- 

submission from missteyk

Oh fuckkkkkkkk

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That’s really sad

Fix it jesus

😐

(via pussandboooobs)

drakefanclub:

I’m still trying to change and be a better person

(via pussandboooobs)

jerrielzapata:

I have so much potential… i can’t give up on myself.

(via pussandboooobs)